Scarlett Johahaha you got nothin' on me love *cry*

Okay, take a look at these.......

If ever an advert has sold to me- in all its airbrushed glory- it is this one. Unfortunately, I can not afford Dolce and Gabbana. Or should that be fortunately? Cos I'd be racing down to John Lewis as we speak.

Yes, I know it's true- D& G won't make me look like that. Hell, not even Scarlett herself looks like that (anyone a fan of The Girl with a Pearl Earring?). I just really like to stare though.

So (please don't laugh)- feeling in a bit of a down place, I decided that, like countless of youtubers I've spent hours watching, I too would try to emulate the look. Major lols Thursday right? Yes- emulate the look with....the £4 in my pocket. Being as good looking as this *looks in mirror-mirror cracks* I knew it wouldn't be too much of a challenge.

In particular, I love this new ad....

Again- airbrushed to within inches of it's life. But actually makes taupe lips unbelievably attractive. Spot the difference....bet you can't.......

Me. Holding flower. Looking sexy/ like a duck. Success.

The coveted nude lip- achieved with MUA lipstick in Shade 11

Nails in Collection 2000 Hot Looks Parma Violet, £1.79


Flower- a huge mistake.